I'm fat. Fat. Yeah, totally. I ballooned up. Try gaining 5-6 kg out of the blue. If it's puberty, screw it. I don't care. I'm gonna do my utmost best to lose all that weight and go back to my original weight. Oh man. I'M OBESE, LIKE TOTALLY.

Caution: Stay away from this expanding life-size fat bomb. Will kill. Stay away.